i like swiss cheese

humanthesaurus:

mermaidfeelings:

minxe:

look at this starfish baby c’:

MUST MAKE ONE

A BABY AND A STARFISH BLANKET

This one’s for you, Alison.

you know me too well. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

humanthesaurus:

kanji-sexual:

neilcicierega:

I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY

WHY

IS HER HEAD SO TINY

NO I’VE GOT IT.

THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.

THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.

hahahaha oh my god

bloohaha!

wordsandturds:

suckthislemon:

Photo by Compass

I LITERALLY GASPED WHEN I SAW THIS.

do you think that bubble could engulf the dwarf hamster and then fly it all the way to me so that i could smother it with my love and affection and baby carrots?! BECAUSE I THINK SO, but i also have not taken a physics class since i was like sixteen.

come sail away come sail away come sail away with me.
freaks&geeksondabrain! 

thank you for the most normal relationship i’ve ever been in.

i want this so bad owi3jrowije. too many things to want.

P.S. psssst, there’s a floridian one too!
 

humanthesaurus:

ALISON.

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy there, sexy cavy. ;)